A car that you don't drive but you leave it in front of the house. This is a yard car. You leave it in front of the house to make it look like someone is home. Unlike an earlier definition, this car must be believable, that is no flats, no grass growing under it, or other indications that it might not be in use. Wash it. Move it, that is, push it at least ten feet every few days. To friends you don't entirely trust, refer to it as "Bubba's Volvo" and mention Bubba being on probation.
Neighbor: Hey, Jim. I dropped by the other day to borrow your weed eater, which I'll return with the hedge trimmer. That Volvo was here, but nobody answered the door.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
by ShinySonia October 4, 2006
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by Ryan Black December 31, 2003
Get the Yard Nazi mug.A yard mullet is what happens when you mow the front yard one day, but leave the back yard for another day. This leaves the grass in the back yard longer than in the front, giving your yard a mullet. It gives your neighbors the impression that you are a master of lawn care, when you are actually sporting some serious "party in the rear" action. Acceptable reasons for a having a yard mullet include lack of time, lack of motivation, the need to drink beer with one's friends, or any combination of these.
I mowed the front yard yesterday, but (it got dark, it got too hot, I got drunk) before I could cut the back. I'm rocking a serious yard mullet right now.
by lawnboy517 October 31, 2011
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Get the yaedi mug.A yard nigga is a man or woman, not color specific, who is in charge of the yard. He is like a maintenance/handy man but more nigga like attributes. Like fucking fat white girls, getting food from the hot dog truck, selling drugs on his prepaid phone and smokin blunts with his boys.
yard niggas are loyal and are not deterred by any sort of abuse, verbal or physical, and will not do any harm other than tell extravagant stories and white lies which hurts no one other than their own credibility.
yard niggas are not reliable in any way shape or form.
yard niggas are a must for any small to medium business, they arent something to rely on but they certainly get it done
yard niggas are loyal and are not deterred by any sort of abuse, verbal or physical, and will not do any harm other than tell extravagant stories and white lies which hurts no one other than their own credibility.
yard niggas are not reliable in any way shape or form.
yard niggas are a must for any small to medium business, they arent something to rely on but they certainly get it done
yo bossman, we just knocked over 20 gallons of paint, whos gonna clean this up?
boss: call the yard nigga!
boss: call the yard nigga!
by mfer farhat August 22, 2019
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