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Post Modern Writing

in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be 'relevant'. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool points to wear on your girl pants. ends up being a bunch of self loathing, pretentious garbage.
found in those 'arty' magazines.
"the pain. how we loved our kfc but like a darkness hidden behind the stripped soles of our empty lives, like a broken a kandinsky in a broken frame, our faith was lost in the consumer driven race for our forgotten dreams like hope like doves"
that my friends is an example of Post Modern Writing, if it makes sense to you, email me
by flakesvolkstar November 9, 2008
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magic writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?
by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008
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Dry Writing

It means that the facts are enumerated but the writing/expression was not creative or engaging or lively
"The facts were in the article, but it suffered from dry writing"
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Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
by PopeMichael March 30, 2010
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waiting for you

a song sang by richard marx. it used to be my favorite song. in between colorado and gorham. general jerome bought her hamster general the cd. she listened to it over and over.

it still applies. to many situations.

no strings attatched. ill wait for you. wahtever that means. i will wait for you.

that is the definition of waiting for you. tf.

i am lame. idc.

good song. CHORUS X2
oceans apart day after day and i slowly go insane. i hear you voice on the line but it doesnt stop the pain.

if i see you next to never how can we say forever.

wherever you go. whatever you do. i will be right here waiting for you. whatever it takes or how my heart breaks i will be right here waiting for you.

i took for granted all the times that i thought would last somehow. i hear the laughter i taste the tears but i cant get near you now.

oh cant you see it baby, you've got me going crazy.

chorus x2
by repeatsongoverandover May 30, 2009
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writing on the dog

jargon/slang/lingo

A phrase that can be used as a response to a question about a person's current status.

Can replace the current phrases: "just chillin," "hanging out," and "relaxing."

The phrase is not connected to the physical act of writing on an animal.
Guy 1: "What are you doing?"
Guy 2: "Just writing on the dog."
Guy 1: "Cool."
by candyjebus May 14, 2007
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Asura Wrathing

Blindly hating a topic/game/series ect ect while having little to no knowledge on it.
"Oh man. I really hate that game."

"What's wrong with it?"

"I haven't looked into it but it just looks so stupid."
"You're really Asura Wrathing, bro."
by shikiwiki September 12, 2013
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