wowzers

A word only said by total idiots

Spencer: "Wowzers"
Everyone: shakes head in disapproval

by TotallyNotLuca October 24, 2018

wowzers

when something is super exciting, or when you are surprised. being very spunky and groovy. When you shit your pants so badly that it smells like jelly beans.

Wowzers! smells like jelly beans.

by jelly_beans_shit April 9, 2019

Wowser

Australian slang used to describe someone who is considered to be not fun, i.e. overcomplicates matters, doesn't drink an amount of alcohol deemed socially appropriate, disagrees with the sentiments of a group. Specifically the term is likely to be applied to a man who is viewed to be judging the morals of his accusers and/or setting himself apart as morally "better" than others.

It's pretty dated, but not entirely out of use.

Australians very much like to believe that we are a classless society. Therefore, depending on context, "wowser" could be more offensive than well-known swear words.

Colin, mate, it's 11 o'clock. You gonna keep nursing that beer or make a move on Glenda, ya bloody wowser?

by Tarago Dave October 23, 2019

woweka

interjection: portmanteau of "wow" and "eureka", used to signify an intensely overwhelming discovery.

"Woweka! That fat bitch Jenny at the party last night ate all my Fruity Pebbles!"

by rpr9 April 3, 2020

Wowsers and Bowsers

A term to express excitement, anger, sadness, pretty much can be used to express any emotions and used in any type of conversation

Did you see Lebron drop 60 points last night?
Wowsers and Bowsers he didn’t miss a shot.

by jjacav13 July 8, 2021

wowzersgnf

The best Mutual to exist.

“Wowzersgnf is the best Mutual”
Totally agreed bro!!

by alexainthere July 12, 2021

Wokeezy

Essentially it is a substitute for the word cap. The cultural significance is not quite there yet, but the people will know.

I am not going to go to go out to eat anymore, no wokeezy.

by Future69696969 August 23, 2021