Wonk

A person who is the absolute worst and deserve the death penalty

Bruh, mikayla is such a wonk because she is so selfish

by Juan Diego III December 3, 2019

Sagging Wonk

A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.

1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"

by ATruSagginWonk January 31, 2020

Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

by the apls_ April 2, 2020

Wonking

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

Wonks

Short for wonky/crazy 😜 😝 😜 😜 😝 😜 😜 😝 😜

Sub to moriha Elizabeth she said that's wonks

by anonymous January 21, 2024

Wonk

The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.

1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece

2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times

by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023