Lunar Wombat

Lunar Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials of the family Vombatidae that are native to The Moon. Living species are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails and weigh between 20 and 35 kg (44 and 77 lb). They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found mostly around , Leibnitz Beta Plateau, including Nobel Rim 1, as well as an isolated patch of the mind while tweeting on meth.

Tommy was tweaking on meth and called the cops because Lunar Wombats where crawling through his window.

by The Great Juan July 31, 2023

chilly wombats

Australian Slang for when it's so cold even wombats would be chilly.

Hey Rach, it's chilly wombats, hey mate?

by AussieMatto April 25, 2016

Misty wombat

Strange Creature that lives in the northern Texas region. Often seen in bars drinking or spending money on clothes.
When a Misty wombat finds her mate she Is very nice to him and Makes sure to try and please him in any way. Misty Wombats are also known to take care of Old people when paid for it.

Dude did you see that Misty Wombat
Yeah she was hot

by Ry January 26, 2005

Wombat Rage

A unit of measurement for anger. Known to be one the highest forms of emotion unleashed. Derived from the disease found in wombats who have copped too much hate mail: Wombatus Ragus.

Second only to Bape Rage.

"Dude did you see Jimmy? He was freakin hitting everyone and crying and slitting his wrists and going ape-s*** the other day."

"Dude, what a wombat rage."

"Yeah, dude. That guy needs to CALM DOWN)

by reverse the sever February 14, 2009

diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

Soggy Wombat

The most demoralising insult in the world. A soggy wombat is a creature of utter filth that no human can feel compassion for. It is such a depressing sight that anybody who spots one soon after kills themselves.

Yeh, that Ben kid is a real soggy wombat

by Flounderous Flathead May 10, 2016

Wombat Dust

Synonym for powdered cocaine

Where's (insert drug dealers name)? I gotta find some wombat dust.

by UnbakedToast August 6, 2010