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Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.
I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.
by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023
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Whining Stars

1. Designation by then-Rangers coach John Tortorella of the Pittsburgh Penguins' two future Hall-of-Fame centers Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby as complainers (April 5, 2012)

2. The assumption that such star players are divas asking for preferential treatment.
"It's a cheap, dirty hit. I wonder what would happen if we did it to one of their two whining stars over there. I wonder what would happen. So I'm anxious to see what happens with the league with this. Just no respect amongst players, none. It's sickening."

"Ask the guy who did it! Ask him. It's one of the most arrogant organizations in the league. They whine about this stuff all the time, and look what happens. It's ridiculous. But they'll whine about something else over there, won't they? Starting with their two whining stars."
by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024
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Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.
"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"
by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024
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Whinging

An adverb that means the act of constant complaining n being a bitch
by King11 👑 February 2, 2025
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Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.
"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"
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Winking

When your anus is winking spasmodically post anal intercourse with your loved one.
David was "winking" post a long session with his partner Fabio.
by ImAwinker May 7, 2025
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Whining all the Tom

When someone bitches and complains in a passive aggressive way or pulls petty little acts of annoyance, hoping that it will make someone give him some drugs. In such a manner to be just like Tom.
"Oh for crying out loud," Meghan said," why are you whining all the Tom."
by MamaNasty June 2, 2025
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