Hairy Wacket

A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.

His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.

by Weenar March 10, 2013

freezy wickets

Cold outside, freezing cold, sucks to be outside, nice way to say it's fucking cold.

Berrrr its freezy wickets out here!

by Itsssmeeee December 6, 2016

snibbley wicket

A weird thing that someone shouldn't have done. Usually used while yelling angrily to fully pronounce all syllables.

Josh: Why did you put three layers on the build?
Jack: I don't know.
Josh: Its a snibbley wicket!

by jjcrf16 December 19, 2016

georgia wickett

Someone who is amazing and loves boys, she's shy when you first meet her but she is really nice when you become friends, she's good at kisses and loves seeing people and loves looking after kids. All ways be with or have a Georgia wickett.

Wow Georgia wickett is amazing I'll never let go

by McSlothy August 2, 2017

Urban Woketionary

When a website known for explaining the latest in urban lingo is tiggered by Blue Anon

Urban dictionary has gone full urban woketionary

by Realityredux March 7, 2021

anal wockee slush

when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum

that mate jimmy did an anal wockee slush last night with his girlfriend

i wish i could do that

by coolcif April 16, 2021

middle wicket

penis

old ketchup smoothie over there fancied him so she grabbed his middle wicket

by s_wheezy April 17, 2021