wizard

meaning something is cool and you are agreeing with a person.

wizard i can't wait to go to that party

by batgirll August 5, 2008

Git Wizard

One who belives himself to be magic, by doing stupid stunts.

The git wizard tried to spend 7 days in a bucket, and couldnt even hold his breath for 7mins

by British_bloke May 28, 2006

Chicken Wizard

A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)

Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?

Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?

Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.

Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.

by banterbus31 November 10, 2009

The Wizard of Oz

A great series of book but most remembered as the 1939 film. Its one of the most cherish movies. Back in the 40s, grown ups would watch the movie just to get their minds of the war.

The Wizard of Oz has music, color and no color, munshkins, Good Witch, bad witch, and s crazy characters, A scarecrow with no brains, A Tin Man with no heart, and a Lion with no courage. A Wizard who can grant their wishes if a task is complete, and a rememberable line "There's no place like home". Cause home kicks ass.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Jingle the Wizard

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation

Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long

by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009

drug wizard

That one friend who knows everything about drugs. Whenever you have a question about the world of drugs this is the go to person within your friend circle.

"Hey John, I heard that your visual framerate drops when you smoke weed. Is that true?" "I don't know, ask Kevin. He's the drug wizard".

by Kevinstaub November 3, 2015

fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.

Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.

by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011