Bone Window

The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.

Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."

Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."

by Steevoh June 3, 2009

Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.

Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.

by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009

Dirty Windshield

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.

I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016

palladian window

A three-part window where the center window is arched and wider than the two straight topped side windows
Named after Andrea Palladio

Person 1: "Wow, those windows are pretty cool"
Person 2: "Yeah, those seem to be palladian windows. European architecture is where it's at"

by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020

clear car window

it’s like stanning for clear skin but instead for clear car window

“dude that’s so fuckin’ swag stan that for clear car window”

by polarexpresscademia February 13, 2021

hershey windstorm

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.

The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004

Windows 9

the operating system that Windows will release and use to take over the world. Very few will survive and those who do will be in mortal danger. see Terminator

nerd 1: Did you see Terminator 3?

nerd 2: yea man, those things ran on Windows 9!

by JakeDanger January 13, 2010