William Morris

A term for a penis usually used in conjunction with the term George Orwells and stated in a dignified manner.

Sorry about being late for cocktail hour but Mumsy and I got into a bit of a tiff trying to decide where to put my William Morris.

by Austin Millbarge, Emmit Fitzhume, Bob Hodges November 25, 2006

Mr. Morris

A Fat fucking pig who puts kids though hell for no damn reason.

"Fuck Mr. Morris" said Landyn

by FortniteBot534 October 29, 2019

Zack Morris

To rock out with an 1980's style electric guitar solo similar to that of any of the major hair bands of that period.

Weezer typically likes to Zack Morris it up on stage after their concerts with an extended electric guitar solo.

by Avram April 4, 2005

John Morris

A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.

Also, a subcategory of "goof"

yeah, he's a real John Morris.

by ShawwShaww June 19, 2011

Morris Chestnut

During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.

I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut

by Scott June 3, 2004

Ryan Morris

he likes touching kids

Ryan is man with rape for kid 4 and under

Random Man: Hey hows it going
Ryan Morris: Hey can I sex your kid?
Random Man: Wtf dude no shes 4
Ryan Morris: Oh well guess im just gonna have to rape them

by Skimpdingle May 2, 2019

Morris Ball

A game of baseball invented by Morris Middleton. Played by the kids in his neighborhood, with him as coach. They will often try to hit him with a bat, but more often than not they won't. The idea of Morris Ball is to chase Morris with the bat and tag him with the ball, thus scoring a run. Whoever tags him the most times wins the game. This was first played in the Middleton's strip May 25, 2005.

Bryant: (walking down Nuthatch Lane and sees the Middleton's house. Hec is across from Bryant) Hey Hec, let's go scare Morris. Let's play Morris Ball!!!

Hec: You're on!! I used to play baseball a lot when I was a kid. Memphis Redbirds, remember?

Bryant: (chanting) I'm gonna scare on Mor-ris. I'm gonna scare on Mor-ris!

Hec: Okay, but let's be quiet so he doesn't see. (takes his baseball bat and sneaks up behind Morris tagging him)

Morris: (turns around scared) What did you do that for? Were you playing Morris Ball?

Bryant: We sure were! We just wanted to scare you.

Morris: Well, you sure scared me. Want to chase me? Try to tag me again. (he runs off laughing)

Hec: Watch out, he's sneaky! We're gonna have to get up really close to him. (starts laughing)

Bryant: (runs up behind Morris) Boo!!!! Gotcha again! Now isn't this fun?

Morris: Yes! It sure is. We'll have to teach this one to mom. She'd love it!

Bryant: Gunny Granny? She coaches this dang stuff. She wouldn't want to play it. But then again, she's probably scream if we tagged her.

Beatrice: (hearing Bryant) Who says I wouldn't want to play that. Looks like fun, honey. Can I play the next game with you, too?

Bryant: Anytime. Morris Ball is awesome.

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011