Used in the late 70's - early 80's to describe graceful body mechanics while under the influence of any mind-altering chemical. Jimmy Page was a rock legend/guitar hero of Led Zeppelin fame who's stoned appearence during the performances in the movie "The Song Remains the Same", while playing the shit out his guitar, led many to strive for the perfect balance of being simultaniously completely wasted in appearance, yet gracefully in control of their art.
(1980's conversation between two BMX dirt jumpers, about a third jumper they admired).
Stoner A: Did you see that yesterday? That dude was so radically wasted, after we smoked a couple bowls at the wall jump, he rode as fast as he could and pulled a "Jimmy Page" with a near up-side-down, no footer table top flipping me the bird, from like 15 feet in the air.
Stoner B: The Dude's eyes were glowing red. I can't believe he landed that thing and rode away.
Stoner A: Did you see that yesterday? That dude was so radically wasted, after we smoked a couple bowls at the wall jump, he rode as fast as he could and pulled a "Jimmy Page" with a near up-side-down, no footer table top flipping me the bird, from like 15 feet in the air.
Stoner B: The Dude's eyes were glowing red. I can't believe he landed that thing and rode away.
by ToOldToJumpAnymore January 20, 2009
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by urbanAstrophysicistWannaBe January 5, 2011
Get the page clickermug. The pages in newspapers and magazines that describe the lives of the rich, famous, influential and powerful.
Frank Zappa sung a song called Society Pages:
"You're the ol' lady from the society pages
From a small town somewhere I used to be
You owned the paper and a bunch of other stuff
That didn't appeal to me"
"You're the ol' lady from the society pages
From a small town somewhere I used to be
You owned the paper and a bunch of other stuff
That didn't appeal to me"
by Mark D Osborne June 23, 2007
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Did you hear about Elizabeth Warren claiming to be an American Indian, she really Ellen Paged that one.
by Fred Martz February 24, 2019
Get the Ellen Pagemug. by bob jones March 24, 2004
Get the turn the pagesmug. THE greatest guitarist ever of all time. Jimmy was born a mortal and turned into a god by using his Les Paul to create the most amazing sounds ever to be heard. He began in the Yardbirds, but is famous for being the lead guitarist in Led Zeppelin (which btw is the greatest band that has and will ever exist). He is extremely creative, for example his using a violin bow on his guitar. His unfathomable skills are greatly demonstrated in Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, Communication Breakdown, Heart Breaker, and of course, the biggest rock song ever heard by mankind, Stairway to Heaven. God Jimmy's live performances are unfathomably awesome as he improvises and gives solos up to at least 15 minutes (Check out The Song Remains The Same Live CD). Also, he is very sexy with his long and wavy 70's hair and really cute face.
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Those of you fuckhead asshole retards who think ur being cool by calling Jimmy Page (God of Rock), a faget who has screechy riffs and that eric clapton is better than him don't kno shit. Clearly you are on crack and are high and don't kno what the fuck ur talking about. You kno nothing whatsoever about rock and it's influences because if you did, you'd kno that Led Zeppelin was one, if not the, most influential bands ever and that they'd be nearly nothing without God Jimmy, who made Stairway to Heaven the greatest rock song with his solo voted best rock solo ever. So for those of u who kno more about Hanna Montana than rock, please, don't write Jimmy Page a bad definition because you have no life and think that u can criticize God Jimmy when u could never do a millionth of the things he did that changed the world. But for those of you who still insult him anyway, I suggest you shoot yourself in the head, put the bits and pieces of your small, demented brain back together, go buy a Led Zeppelin cd, listen to the greatness that is Jimmy Page, and worship him for all eternity and forever beg for his forgiveness.
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Some of you fucktard poser rock critics shouldn't listen to Jimmy Page's music for its awesomeness may be too intense for your worthless ears and may melt your head off.
P. S.
Those of you fuckhead asshole retards who think ur being cool by calling Jimmy Page (God of Rock), a faget who has screechy riffs and that eric clapton is better than him don't kno shit. Clearly you are on crack and are high and don't kno what the fuck ur talking about. You kno nothing whatsoever about rock and it's influences because if you did, you'd kno that Led Zeppelin was one, if not the, most influential bands ever and that they'd be nearly nothing without God Jimmy, who made Stairway to Heaven the greatest rock song with his solo voted best rock solo ever. So for those of u who kno more about Hanna Montana than rock, please, don't write Jimmy Page a bad definition because you have no life and think that u can criticize God Jimmy when u could never do a millionth of the things he did that changed the world. But for those of you who still insult him anyway, I suggest you shoot yourself in the head, put the bits and pieces of your small, demented brain back together, go buy a Led Zeppelin cd, listen to the greatness that is Jimmy Page, and worship him for all eternity and forever beg for his forgiveness.
P. S. S.
Some of you fucktard poser rock critics shouldn't listen to Jimmy Page's music for its awesomeness may be too intense for your worthless ears and may melt your head off.
Person 1: I listen to an hour of Jimmy Page's solos a day, he's fucking amazing
Person 2: Why would you do that? He's a faggot with screechy riffs and Eric Clapton is better than him.
Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the head, passerby cheer, then they all go worship Jimmy Page
Person 2: Why would you do that? He's a faggot with screechy riffs and Eric Clapton is better than him.
Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the head, passerby cheer, then they all go worship Jimmy Page
by xoxorockkixa**oxox June 30, 2008
Get the Jimmy Pagemug.