The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".
James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.
by Punani Master April 26, 2014
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Verb; an intense sexual act!
A word that indicates that something bad will or has
happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just
got wifferdicked"
Another word for u-turn
A word that indicates that something bad will or has
happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just
got wifferdicked"
Another word for u-turn
Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!
I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.
I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.
by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015
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Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.
Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
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One lunch time in winterbourne academy... "Oops i dropped a chip" *0.128794496 nano seconds later* "AHHH SHIT IT'S THE SEAGULLS!"
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known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
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I have to be honest with you, I've never played winter bocce before, but you sounded so confident over text I thought, why not try something new?
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