whimper

it’s a sound coming from your bf that could heal you from your trauma and depression.
it’s actually very good for your health

bf: *whimpers*
gf: omfg how did my trauma magically disappear!?

by juicy ballz May 13, 2023

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll

When you're really smart and want to flaunt it

Person 1: Yo whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll did this, I would like to meet them
Person 2:...What the fuck did you say

by p0rtalGeek March 7, 2017

whom’st’d’ve

The ultimate form of whom. Meant only for true intellectuals. Like my boi Stephen Hawking was.

Whom’st’d’ve ate of my cow-meat-based sandwich topped of with cheese and tomato and sliced dill pickles?

It was I whom ate of you “hamburger”

by The True Memer March 14, 2018

whomst'd've

Whom'st did or have

Whomst'd've caught me in the act? I covered my tracks well enough.

by Komedian January 29, 2017

Whomst

Hard to explain. Basically means "who/whom" but with an implied "like I give a fuck" at the end.

Bob: "We better get out of here before the teacher catches us."
Joe: "Whomst?"
Bob: "You're right, who gives a shit?"

Suzy: "Oh look, Jane, your ex-boyfriend's at the club as well."
Jane: "Whomst?"
Suzy: "Hell yeah, girl! To hell with him."

by Mai Ainsel December 17, 2020

whoap

A word used as a reaction towards something or when pointing something out. It can also be used as a greeting or to get someones attention.

You: "Whoap!" Friend: "Whats up man?"

Whoap! There goes dumb Tim.

(Pointing at dead animal) "Whooooap"

by Brandon Dillard August 21, 2008

whomst'd've

A pretty good word.
But not as good as whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es.

Whomst'd've.

by Butternubbs Lardo November 20, 2017