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honking weiner

The act of grabbing another mans penis over his pants when he is not expecting it and yelling honk.
At the weekly poker game Steve became upset from me honking weiner.
by Weinerhonker August 1, 2016
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butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.
Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now
by Butreallytho October 12, 2016
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Weiner Cleaner

Someone who gives great oral sex to a man, and licks everything clean off the penis when done.
Hot Rosey gave me some fantastic Head last night and really sucked me dry. What a Weiner Cleaner !
by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
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weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.
Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.
by Switchblade May 1, 2016
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weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.
Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.
by teamknapsack June 20, 2017
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Weiner Bikiner

See Banana Hammock

A tight, form-fitting swim suit for the male population. This is not your average swim trunk, we're talking all packed in. Leaves no room for the imagination.
T's weiner bikiner was staring me in the face! *SHOOK*
by Tequillur March 23, 2018
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weiner plow

A weiner capable of maximum damage to the vaginal canal. Also known as WMD Weiners of Mass Destruction... whitch we all know is what George W was looking for in the Middle East
I hear John was a weiner plow, just look what he did to brianna's cunt... she'll never be the same.
by Robert Moseltov July 15, 2010
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