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Walrus Syndrome

Walrus Syndrome is when you have the ability to impregnate a woman with 10 or more children at once. In my case, I impregnated a woman with 200+ kids.
Oh fuck, I think I have walrus syndrome because I fucked this girl and now she's got like 200+ kids. Blimy
by Ur nan678 April 14, 2019
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walrus dildo

Google walrus dildo and click on google images. You'll thank me later.
by gronaldo44 January 16, 2017
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walrus punch

1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man
"If I ever meet that Quaker Oat guy, I'm gonna walrus punch the hell out of him."
by little timmy September 9, 2003
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Walrus Beach

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
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Walrus Applause

When someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence
Mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer *rips them out*... oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don't i
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B
by AncientSalami September 4, 2010
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walrus sex

Verb; I.e: when you lose rythem when having sex and it depicts two walrus bodies slapping together
When having sex and lose rythem and the couple starts to flop like walrus sex
by TheCaptain992 October 31, 2013
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walrus gumbo

by TH3TH1NGY December 6, 2010
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