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Work Apnea

(n): A condition that plagues the majority of people who have to work for a living. Symptoms include: staring profusely at nothing, forgetting to breathe, slow responding vision, and complete lethargy. Cures for this condition include: Vacation, Holidays, Fake Sick Days, Closing time, Weekends, and Jack Daniels. This condition is highly contagious and is usually spread during lunch meetings.
"Why is Holly sitting there drooling on herself?" "I think she caught the Work Apnea last night!"
by Confuscious of English January 18, 2009
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Work Talk Violation

When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.
Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.
by Hixxz68 May 16, 2019
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Work night

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work bae

A co worker you flirt with, talk to, get coffee/food for each other but remains platonic and there is no commitment and no relationship outside of work.
Them: "Are you and Zac dating"

Me: "no, he is just my work bae"
by Sunshine_624 September 17, 2015
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work hot

A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.
Person 1: So this new girl at your work is she hot?

Person 2: Hell yeah...well I mean she's work hot.
by Smiledriver September 25, 2005
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Work Crabs

When you are at work and itching to go home you have the work crabs
How is it only 2 O'Clock!!!! I have a serious case of the work crabs
by GabbyGomez February 14, 2014
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Work Illusionist

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
by 58008 January 30, 2010
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