(n): A condition that plagues the majority of people who have to work for a living. Symptoms include: staring profusely at nothing, forgetting to breathe, slow responding vision, and complete lethargy. Cures for this condition include: Vacation, Holidays, Fake Sick Days, Closing time, Weekends, and Jack Daniels. This condition is highly contagious and is usually spread during lunch meetings.
by Confuscious of English January 18, 2009
Get the Work Apnea mug.When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.
Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.
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A co worker you flirt with, talk to, get coffee/food for each other but remains platonic and there is no commitment and no relationship outside of work.
by Sunshine_624 September 17, 2015
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Person 1: So this new girl at your work is she hot?
Person 2: Hell yeah...well I mean she's work hot.
Person 2: Hell yeah...well I mean she's work hot.
by Smiledriver September 25, 2005
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Get the Work Crabs mug.Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.
The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?
Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.
Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.
Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
by 58008 January 30, 2010
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