WET

Wet is the name of Mikey Matthews, who is a complete utter dickhead. He only knows how to say "cool" because his brain only functions while on Fornite. He brags about his earnings, while wanking off then going to bed.

Wet is a Mikey who is a soggy semen fornite gamer

by ELLXCX May 18, 2018

Wet

Wet - Is a Miami hoe (Thot)

Person 1: Yo wasgood wit it bruh.

Person 2: Nun Coolin finna slide on dis wet

Person 1: I’m Proud of you son

Person 2: *Laughs* Stop tryin me jitt

by Bigg Hamm June 8, 2018

Wet

A noun used to describe shit talk. When someone is talking 'Wet' they are either talking too much or talking irrelevant information that is boring/annoying you.

Pat was talking such wet there, I couldn't get away from him. He was soaking my ears with his wet. My lugs are dripping dry with his wet talk. What a wetter!

by oggieboi October 1, 2018

Wet

being covered or soaked by liquid (e.g water). And yes a fish is wet. the confusion stems from the fact that a fish is always in water so how could it feel the sensation of wet. but yes they are in fact wet it's just the norm for them. a solid is being covered/soaked by a liquid.

A fish in water or if it's at all covered by water is wet. So there. WW3 prevented.

by thebeautyandthebrain August 17, 2018

wet

When someone is called wet it usually refers to the british slang term of being someone whos is not cool or is seen to do things that make them seem like a pussy, the term usually refers to how a vagina is wet and lubricated when arouse.

"ayyy fam did you just say your not gonna beef him? nah g your wet"

by jaybubbaloligy November 22, 2018

Wet

Opposite of something being fire or flame.

Yo did you hear that new album was fire? Na, that shit was wet.

by mqqneyes August 13, 2019

wet

when you like something or relate to something 100% - it was/is wet

ex. 1 - agreeing
a: “i gotta say. i didnt exactly agree with what he said”
b: “nah his facts were wet”

ex. 2 - liking
“that banana bread at work dude, was soooo wet”

by jsb01 September 18, 2019