Faye Wasted

The most any person can ever be wasted.

there are 4 types of wasted:

Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.

White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.

Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.

Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.

oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !

by d34n87 October 24, 2015

Naked Wasted

You will not know it when it happens but everyone else will. Drinking to the point of nudity.

Amanda called and said lets get naked wasted.

by moanany January 24, 2009

waste of flesh

acronym: WOF

A person that is worthless or of no use, excrement from a human being.

Michael Moore is a waste of flesh for making incredibly biased documentary's based on his liberal views.

by wof May 1, 2008

waste yute

jamacian patois for meaning a worthless kid, dirived from the saying "wasted youth"

me: "renae facey is a waste yute"

jhonson student: "ya mon da gal is got a bad lickle weave"

me: lol just jokes mon just jokes

by shoty5 October 25, 2011

Banana's wasted

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.

by D&T August 28, 2007

Kemp-wasted

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.

Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!

by Rw4747 December 31, 2013

CT Wasted

When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.

That girl was CT wasted!!

by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012