The most any person can ever be wasted.
there are 4 types of wasted:
Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.
White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.
Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.
Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
there are 4 types of wasted:
Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.
White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.
Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.
Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !
by d34n87 September 07, 2015
by moanany January 25, 2009
Michael Moore is a waste of flesh for making incredibly biased documentary's based on his liberal views.
by wof May 02, 2008
me: "renae facey is a waste yute"
jhonson student: "ya mon da gal is got a bad lickle weave"
me: lol just jokes mon just jokes
jhonson student: "ya mon da gal is got a bad lickle weave"
me: lol just jokes mon just jokes
by shoty5 October 25, 2011
by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011
When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.
by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012
Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy.
by Philip Coen-Pesch February 06, 2009