Spewing volcano

When someone poos in a sock then microwaves the poo sock. Now your are ready to hit your friends over the head with your spewing volcano!

I can't believe your little sister hit me with a spewing volcano! I had to throw away all my clothes!

by Gamerboi777 October 25, 2017

Chowder volcano

The art of farting loads of sperm out of your ass.

My boyfriend was so aggressive last night he had my ass full , so I showed him the chowder volcano to empty my ass.

by Thomas broadway September 28, 2021

Yellowstone volcano

When after good gaping anal you slide few mentoses in his/her rectum and add coca cola.

-So how was your date with Stacy?
-Dude, I totally gave her a yellowstone volcano yesterday.

by Heirlotte December 15, 2021

eskimo volcanoe

When a male accidently ejaculates in his trousers.

Malcom looked like a melvin when he had that eskimo volcanoe after seeing Justins ass crack.

by Pecan Sandy November 6, 2007

and then a volcano erupted

After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards

Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.

Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.

by ManfredPang July 3, 2011

Dirty Volcano

The act of balancing yourself on your shoulders and shitting blood and feces into the air, screaming VOLCANO!

Tony - "I watched a great porno last night."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."

by Chachapacha January 25, 2017

Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.

Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.

by retailguy April 18, 2010