Hawaiian Volcano

Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.

Susie started to choke after she gave me a Hawaiian Volcano.

by TheArbiter21 June 14, 2016

Dirty Volcano

The act of balancing yourself on your shoulders and shitting blood and feces into the air, screaming VOLCANO!

Tony - "I watched a great porno last night."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."

by Chachapacha January 25, 2017

volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

volcanicity

1: Something of volcanic power.
2: describing volcano filtered water.

Alan: Raaaawr! What'cha doin' Mr. Volcano?
George: Hello, tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!

by 169pd March 17, 2008

the double volcano surprise

the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.

John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!

by lieutenantURNER October 21, 2008

the volcano

fuck a girl on the rag, without a condom, with her on top. When you cum, you pull 3/4 of the way out, and watch the lava flow down while trying to save as many pubes a.k.a. (townspeople) from the molten lava.

My girlfriend gets very horny while on the rag, so now I give her THE VOLCANO.

by zakundo August 14, 2009

Angry volcano

Angry volcano: during a blow job she takes a fat ass rip of smoke then sucks dick and smokes coming out from her mouth made your dick hard and made you cum...

Her mouth was smoking while i busted a nut in it..., angry volcano.

by Listo909durock June 2, 2012