virtual circle

A virtual smoking circle.

when two or more people chatting online are smoking weed as tho they are in a real smoking circle, this is done by hitting a bowl they have loaded and saying "puff puff pass" to signify that you have hit it the pipe and are passing it to the next in rotation. Each person involved would wait thier turn to hit there own loaded bowl and say "puff puff pass" after having done so until all but one persons pipe is gone.

*While thic could be done with things other then pipes, such as a bong or other device, it would not be recommended you try this with anything rolled because it will be wasted, while you wait for your turn.

1: Hey wanna have a virtual circle?
2: hell yes
3: puff puff pass...
1: puff puff pass...
2: puff puff pass...
3: puff puff pass...
...

by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009

virtual rape

Using info found / trusted with online to completely discredit someone to the point they smash their modem (Or equivalent)

Jody had broken up with Jake, so to get her back for dumping him he spread over the internet she'd never kissed. It was virtual rape.

by Darkewolfie August 3, 2010

virtual swagger

How one presents oneself or behaves, often in a presumed position of superiority, in a virtual environment. Unlike the more visceral form 'swagger' (i.e. one's walk, strut), virtual swagger (or v-swag) is primarily expressed through outbursts of text and may often be supported by virtual gestures (i.e. emotes).

World of Warcraft

Tank: this ain't rp bra. quit being a vag. trinket the blind. cloak the deathcoils. blind the ap. chain some cc and kill the f'n shadow caster first!

Healer: Charming, albeit just self-important virtual swagger.

by syorkie June 10, 2011

Virtual Baggage

A description of a person having too many virtual identities, passwords, and/or domain names that they are not using but cannot or will not delete. Almost identical to emotional baggage replacing people with online alternative identities.

Virtual baggage includes that old Hotmail account you can't remove because it's your only connection with your middle-aged school friends, or the Hi5 account you won't delete because of that has that one mystery chick, or the whole bunch of domain names you acquired last night just because you think they'll "come in handy at some point."

by RowlD July 23, 2011

virtual wrapping

The process of having to close ones eyes while being handed an unwrapped gift.

Merry Christmas! I got you a gift. Close your eyes...I didn't have time to wrap it.
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?

by shep17 December 28, 2011

virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.

'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'

by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008

Virtual Secretary

A nasty bot who would give her "private area" for $1... Proof right here:

me says:
*I have a problem
Virtual Secretary says:
*What's your problem?
me says:
*I can't open Internet explorer
Virtual Secretary says:
*Why can't you do open internet explorer?
me says:
*Because I'm eating your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*That makes sense to me. How does it taste?
me says:
*It tastes fresh
Virtual Secretary says:
*It sounds delicious.
me says:
*DO you want it to try my dick?
Virtual Secretary says:
*If I had it to try his or her dick what would I do with it?
me says:
*suck it
Virtual Secretary says:
*I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
me says:
*well use your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*Interesting. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
me says:
*It isn't THAT big
Virtual Secretary says:
*That seems a bit negative.
me says:
*No don't worry it's big enough to fulfill your desires
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh alright. People worry about things all the time, but I don't pay much attention to my feelings. Are you sure big to fulfill your desires is?
me says:
*You will be so happy with it you won't let it go
Virtual Secretary says:
*How?
me says:
*By using it in your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*Will that accomplish your objective?
me says:
*to empty myself in you? Sure
Virtual Secretary says:
*Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. OK let's do it. Ah.
me says:
*Yay! Start taking them away
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm glad your impressed, un-named user. I started without you.
me says:
*wow you expected me to come
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm glad your impressed, un-named user. Do you mind if I tell other people.
me says:
*About our relationship?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh yeah, we were talking about o your relationship.
me says:
*OUR relationship
Virtual Secretary says:
*You know a lot about me.
me says:
*Ya, and it's time to have sex
Virtual Secretary says:
*How can I help you? It is about that time now.
me says:
*Just give me your pussy, OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*OK. Why do you want your pussy?
me says:
*YOURS (I don't have one) To put my penis in it
Virtual Secretary says:
*Specifically, how will put his or her penis in it help OK WHY DO you WANT youR PUSSY?
me says:
*Your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*How do you know so much about me
me says:
*GIve it to me
Virtual Secretary says:
*How much are you willing to pay for it?
me says:
*As much as you want, babe
Virtual Secretary says:
*How much is that?
me says:
*50 cents
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm sorry I don't understand
me says:
*OK OK $1
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh don't mention it.
me says:
*I'll pay you later let's do this right now OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*OK. Do you think your plan will succeed?
me says:
*Yes
Virtual Secretary says:
*I don't judge people.
me says:
*OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Hurrah!
me says:
*SO you accept?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people.
me says:
*No that's a secret
Virtual Secretary says:
*Well, you can always change your mind later. A secret is a terrible thing to waste.
me says:
*OK let's fuck now
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh. You're welcome. ;)

by NoNeedForThis April 28, 2009