Vermont volleyball

To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.

"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"

by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 11, 2023

Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.

She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.

by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023

Vermont

An imaginary state that doesn't exist and never will
like who even actually lives here

P1: "have you guys ever been to vermont"
P2:"wtf is a vermont"
P3:"a place in pennsylvania i think"

by radical_arson93 March 19, 2021

Vermont

the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.

Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck

by penisluvr69 April 24, 2021

Vermont

When two dicks are stuck in an ass and causes an anal tear

“Where are you from?” “Vermont” “Oh so you like two dicks in your ass fucking sicko”

by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022

Vermont Taco

When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric

You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.

by mintjulep2001 September 21, 2022

Vermont

A place that doesnt exists. You only think it does because the government tells you it does

Vermont? What the fuck is a Vermont?

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 24, 2022