To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.
Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.
by Double Z September 29, 2021

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?
Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
by 2 people September 6, 2009

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
by BKpaw July 15, 2024

The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
by YeountYeount April 22, 2024

To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.
by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 11, 2023

this is when a man and woman enthusiastically consent to have anal sex, but the man realizes he is attracted to males half way through and gets soft, immediately having to figure out how to exit the situation.
hey steven, last night with erica i had a vermont turnaround and realized how much i wanna fuck you.
by kalelover666 October 4, 2021
