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this is my vegetarian body 

A phrase used by the Grand Cuck Lord, Onision, in his YouTube video 'Me And My Zits (My Vegetarian Body Pt. 1)'. The extract in which he exclaims this phrase can still be seen on most B-list meme pages on Facebook, usually in the form of distortion or ear-rape.
Regular person explaining to another: "Onision exclaimed "This is my vegetarian body" in his video", what a cuck.

Onision: "This is my vegetarian... BODYYYYYYY!!!! *inaudible screaming*"
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Vegetarian Vampire 

A retarded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.
Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
Vegetarian Vampire by XxKMEOxX April 4, 2009

Angry Vegetarian 

Noun:
1. One who cannot accept other people's views on anything unless those views are in perfect correlation with said one's views. These views do not have to necessarily pertain to vegeterianism but can range from the number of people in China to the color of underwear Paris Hilton prefers.

2. One who considers one's self superior to others despite the fact that one is a giant loser. See also delusional.
1. That angry vegetarian sure looked like a real dipshit on Facebook today!

2.
Child: "Mommy why is that man screaming at everyone?"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just an angry vegetarian who's met a normal person. Don't look darling, it's rude to stare"
Angry Vegetarian by Someone123456 February 15, 2008

Vegetarian porn 

Porn that only has chicks, IE NO MEAT.
Bailey was watching Vegetarian porn over the weekend.
Vegetarian porn by The Offl February 12, 2004

virgitarian 

A person who is both a virgin and a vegetarian.
"You're 21 and you've never had sex? You also don't eat meat? You're such a virgitarian!"
virgitarian by Hazel January 2, 2004

Vagitarian 

When I saw Brenda kissing Suzy, it surprised me; I had no idea she's a vagitarian.
Vagitarian by Magpie9 January 29, 2009

Vagitarian 

One who only feeds on vagina
Dude, I don't eat man meat, I'm a vagitarian.
Vagitarian by Marvey Marv October 22, 2012