Grandpa Vandyke

Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

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vandy

An anti-climatic or poorly told story.
A very poor recounting of an event.

"Thanks for boring me to death with that vandy."
"You just pulled a vandy"

Explaining a joke from a TV show in a poor and nonsensical manner.

by JBBeaver December 12, 2008

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A strange human that doesn't have any braincells.

His keyboard is soooo dirty that it started creating new species such as Subarashii-no-Fansub and PieFlo.
He also doesn't take care of his SSH keys and is scared of one guy named by a weather season in french.
He also got schyzophrenia sometimes and thinks that Moozzi2 is his dad and the next day he thinks it's a dog!

*Automne Appears*

Varde - Oh shit, I have to go suck a dick.

Also :

*User joins his discord*
Varde - Automne ??!!! AUTOMNE ???!! *User left the discord*

by HowAreYouMyFriend December 16, 2019

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Synonym for spammer

Put the flak away, you Vandy!

by antispam February 9, 2004

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vordy

(past tense) see vordul; If someone were to vordy, they then previously performed a homoerotic act.

vordy can be associated with those who have psychological sexual issues; usually relating to transgender.

I was vordy with that man in a dress.

I feel vordy when I log onto the internet.

do you like it when I'm vordy with you.

that confused man is very vordy.

by Dade April 21, 2005

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