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Vanessa

Vanessa: a chunky Mexican girl that can be ratchet all the time and u cannot trust, might seem nice but she will stab u in the back and is fake. Nicknames armpit hair, bologna boobs and Twinkie.
That girl over there the fat one, she's a Vanessa!
by Dboy98 October 17, 2013
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Vanessa: "Omg I'm better than you cuz I'm on the dance team."

Everyone else: "you're on JV. shut up."
by Just your regular bitch. November 28, 2012
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Most amazing person ever, lover of Kanye, and married to Camden. She's so fun and is cool. Thinks Kanye is a god and Camden is hot.
Is that Vanessa? Isn't she married to Camden?
by ??gee i wonder who December 15, 2017
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Someone who seems beautiful, pretty, smart, funny, and just all around perfect. But what you don't see is how she treats your friends. She'll smirk at them when you glance away, because she knows your friends know they're choosing her instead. She seems like the perfect soulmate... but your friends fear for your soon broken heart.
"Did you see Jake with Vanessa today?"
'Yeah, I feel terrible. She smirked at me when he looked away... like she was trying to tell me she won.'
"I know, right? Just the other day I saw him laughing with her... I'm worried she's gonna end up breaking his heart."
by SweaterSyd January 24, 2015
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Lovely girl, Fun to be around, a little kooky, loves to eat, lacks common sense, shady, annoying.
by AbwuqiNaba April 15, 2015
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A complete Whore and ass. The devil in the shape of a 8th grade girl. Hoe
Ugh she is such a Vanessa because she has dated 20 boys
by starpooper1215 November 26, 2018
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A female who gets dragged by Michael
Vanessa always getting dragged by Michael
by Beaaxgg June 1, 2018
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