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Vanessa - A mega babe, a 20/10 chance she’ll break your heart. Beautiful brown eyes. Makeup looks flawless. Either is a great mother or would make a great mother. Smaller than petite, usually tiny enough to fit her in your pocket. Pulls off Brixton hats. Famously great at decorating. Idolizes Stevie Nicks. Excellent arguing skills. Funniest person you’ll ever met. Won’t marry you because she’s “marrying Steven Tyler”. Worth the headache because she really is ‘fantastic’. You’ll never meet anyone like her.
I’m going to ask Vanessa to sign a prenup before the wedding.
Vanessa by Xoxogossipgirl2019 December 31, 2018
Vanessa - A mega babe, a 20/10 chance she’ll break your heart. Beautiful brown eyes. Makeup looks flawless. Either is a great mother or would make a great mother. Smaller than petite, usually tiny enough to fit her in your pocket. Pulls off Brixton hats unlike anyone else. Famously great at decorating. Idolizes Stevie Nicks. Excellent arguing skills. Funniest person you’ll ever met. Won’t marry you because she’s “marrying Steven Tyler”. Worth the headache because she really is ‘fantastic’. You’ll never meet anyone like her.
I’m asking Vanessa to sign a prenup before our wedding.
Vanessa by Xoxogossipgirl2019 December 31, 2018