Vampire’s egg salad

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.

Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.

by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017

internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.

Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.

by Silver Lion February 5, 2014

Mexican vampire

A Mexican that’s too white for their own race

Oh look there’s a Mexican vampire

by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018

Drive Time Vampire

A Time Vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. The Drive Time Vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.

I was trying to get some work done at home when a Drive Time Vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.

by SnotBubbleBoy February 20, 2011

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

1. A popular television show about a teen slayer
2. A hugely unpopular film about a teen slayer
3. A mildly successful comic series about a teen slayer
3. A character created by Joss Whedon and explored through many mediums

Anus-Face: "something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties"

Awesome-Face: "when joss wrote Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie, he fucked up. He got a second chance with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the tv show and made it awesome. when your parents made you they fucked up. no second chance lolzzzz!!@#1@#!oNE"

by kerrysan June 14, 2009

Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.

Sparkly vampire=FAIL

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA)

An amendment proposed to provide the same rights to vampires as are given to humans, i.e, they can own property, vote, etc. in the television show True Blood.

Bill Compton took over his family home after one of his relatives died. He began renovations assuming that the Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA) would pass. (characters in True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009