valamander

1. filthiest girl in the town of braintree ( also know as feets)

2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does.

3. a girl who will have sex with someone just cause theyre in need.

4. will get anyone beers if she can hang out with them

5. will have sex with someone just cause you like them.

6. lives in a swamp

7. TRASH, slimeball, untrustworthy, SLUT

8. has had sex with 16 people.. and counting

"you know valamander?"
"dude the whole town knows valamander"
"hows this?"
"shes only had sex with everyone at least twice"
"i hear shes mad loose"
"things a tire"

by whole town of braintree November 6, 2008

Valari

A name for the extremely hot, yet dimwitted. Valari's are generally easy and sometimes alvine. They are moslty nocturnal and live in damp cold places.

"look at that Valari in its natural environment; in a cave"

by Omadauhn Donglepuss December 15, 2009

Valala

When u are feeling sassy or someone is sassy

That's soooo Valala

Jenna is Valala

by Jcorso January 10, 2015

Valcor

Synonym for 'taco'. Also used as a name for someone who's confused and / or unable to communicate with those in the immediate vicinity.

Gawd, I could really go for a meaty Valcor on this here cruise to Mexico.

by Zombles January 2, 2009

Valan

A cool guy who has a unique name and is well known for being an epic gamer and is a reliable source of swag when you need it.

"Valan is a pretty rad dude"

(other person) "Yeah totally bro"

by Totally not Valan October 13, 2020

valassitude

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.

1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!

by carROT December 2, 2004

valatalau

1. Taking advantage of one, either in rape,or in dealings

2. Racial slur for mexicans and italians, it refers to thier lack of respect and unusual looks.

1. That deal was crap, he pulled a valatalau.

2. That guy was such a valatalau, he looked so gross.

by Bob C. July 4, 2007