vampire years

When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.

Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.

by Pelican Man November 6, 2014

Vampire Wings

An honorary title a person earns by eating a woman's pussy while she's on her period.

Heather was on her rag but I ate her out anyway, so I finally got my Vampire Wings.

by JizzleMcGrizzle March 17, 2014

Vampire Kitty

A fiendishly, coked-out, high-strong-out, i-pod like kitten which supposedly sleeps for like 10 minutes and is charged for the rest of the day to have long durations of terrorizing, biting, scratching, defiling of furniture, and other various objects alive or not big or small of which it could get its little sharp paws on to. While appearing to be cute and innocent looking and to other who are not its original owners acts very nice and docile when the doors are closed, cameras are off, the shades and lights are down all hell breaks loose...Skin will tear shouts will ring in the air and there will be all kinds of FUBAR!

"Oh damn! your vampire kitty is at it again sucking souls and draining holes"

"that cat is seriously coked out on something or he's one helluva vampire kitty"

"He bit the hell outta me I think I'm bleeding friggin Vampire kitty"

"Awww it's a monster I tell you a monster friggin vampire kitty why can't I just pet him without him biting me"

by Te'shan Prince April 17, 2009

Vampire’s egg salad

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.

Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.

by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017

Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA)

An amendment proposed to provide the same rights to vampires as are given to humans, i.e, they can own property, vote, etc. in the television show True Blood.

Bill Compton took over his family home after one of his relatives died. He began renovations assuming that the Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA) would pass. (characters in True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

Vampire style

Eating out a girl's pussy while she is on her period.

Dude! I was at a bar last night and I picked up this really skanky welfare rat, but it was so long since I scored I didn't give a fuck if I got AIDS!

And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!

Dude!

It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!

Later dude...

by Lo S3lf 3st33m July 26, 2010

vampire glove

A "toy" used by some couples during BDSM play for spanking. It is generally a black leather glove with protruding spikes that break the skin and cause bleeding during play. It is generally used by doms in BDSM relationships.

Joe: Why is your girl's ass black and blue?
Jim: I used the vampire glove on her last night

by sps_strawberry March 28, 2015