UnderWaterFaceTime

The wonderful art of having your face submerged underwater while simultaneously getting but smothered by another person.

Its been a long day, and all i want to do is lye down, relax and get some UnderWaterFaceTime

by Sairus Morton November 12, 2018

underbaked_jews_

A lit ass meme page you should follow because why tf not (underbaking jew since 2018 )

I have aquried vast amounts of autism becuase of underbaked_jews_

by Autism speakes November 15, 2018

Understated Pop-Cult Aesthetic

A form of Aesthetic involving the subtle hints or images associated to a certain piece of pop culture, such as Star Wars, Anime, Game of Thrones, etc. The idea is for it to be visually pleasing to anyone, yet only those who also have observed the source material understand the meaning, if there is any meaning to that particular piece.

"Oh, cool Canti T-shirt! I almost missed it, it's got that Understated Pop-cult aesthetic. Where'd you get it?"

by Peter E. Gren May 1, 2019

Underfeated

1)To lose every game, meet, or event in a long sports season.

2)To perform especially poorly in several events of a single competition, such as finishing in last place in multiple track events at a single meet.

1)The 2017 Cleveland Browns wemt underfeated at 0-16.

2)Jimmy finished in last place in the 200m, 400m, and 1600m races at the State Championship Meet.

by BigHurt35 December 20, 2020

Undeated fetus

an unaborted baby.

I your Alicve, you are an undeated fetus.

by platinumgaming57 June 24, 2021

underwater skier

When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.

We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!

by Claymax2 December 11, 2021

Underwater Moonlight

He was white and she was white
As only statues are
Fifty years they stood there looking
Stupid by a jar
One night in mid August when the moonlight got too strong
They climbed off their pedestal and then they sang this song

Past the gun emplacement and the
Bones as white as bleach
Through the rats and ivy til' they
Came out on a beach
Out into the ocean til' they disappeared from view

Honey when it gets you there's just nothing you can do.

Underwater moonlight, sets the body free
Underwater moonlight, baby you and me

Underwater moonlight, underwater moonlight

He was pink and she was pink
And onward they did row
Didn't see the giant squid, though
It was fairly slow
When they hit the bottom they were well and truly dead
The statues took their place, and then they rode back home instead

Underwater moonlight
Take your baby down
Underwater moonlight
Watch your baby drown
With love
And in the moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight

Underwater moonlight
Sets the body free
Underwater moonlight
Baby you and me
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight
Underwater moonlight

by Death Menace February 15, 2023