Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).

I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man

by DustyScrote May 13, 2022

Ukrainian Riot Police

The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters

"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"

by Warcrab June 9, 2017

Ukrainians

1. Absolute gigachads that are braver and stronger than people from any other country.
2. The most oversexualized race in existence. If you search "Ukrainian" and go to page 2 and the pages after that it's all just weird sex shit.

1. Ukrainians are awesome.
2. Stop oversexualizing Ukrainians

by I eat poop 69 July 5, 2022

Ukrainians

Are a brown peoples a.k.a. Cumans ('polovtsi'), who migrated from north-western China (Taklamakan desert) into the Ukraine in the 10th century AD.

Ukrainians are not Slavs, but Turkic invaders from the East.

by Connie Linghers June 15, 2018

Ukrainian helmet

When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.

Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.

by BushLover123 May 30, 2025