Tara update

When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.

Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”

by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023

Steams updating

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless

“Bro get on we’re being raided”
“I can’t steams updating

by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020

DN update

Deez nuts you fucking buffoon

“Hey man heard about the DN update?”
“What’s DN?”
“Deez nuts dumbass”

by Actual Simeon January 6, 2021

Update when?

when the retarded green names tags spam everyday untill update 2

greentard; UpdaTE wHen?
any name tags color with right: SHUT UP

by yo gamer March 10, 2021

when is update

The definition of being a beggar and a child for asking when is an update constantly, on a Sunday in the Greenville Discord server. This will also apply when no update schedule is present and chaos suddenly escalates in #general where the same type of kids cannot read #news to see what Hunter has said.

Some random 12 year old kid said: @Smeers @Hunter when is update COMING I NEED IT NOW OR I END GREENVILLE AND QUIT ROBLOX FOREVER IM BEGGING YOU

by Noobzii March 16, 2021

Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet

Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again

by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022

Wild update

The Wild update was a minecraft update released on June 20th, 2022. Gaining mixed reviews.

The wild update can also be called
- The Mid update
- Caves and cliffs (part 3)

What are your options on The wild update?

by Vlle June 27, 2022