Thinking With His Dick

Going on a night out but not having a wank before you leave and thinking with your dick instead of your head.

Oh look at Shane thinking with his dick again.

by CFCJoe June 1, 2012

penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

by logan2556 March 2, 2008

twining

to twine 1. a seemingly north british word meaning to moan or whine about something. This is often used by parents to try to put children off moaning at them 2. To turn a skipping rope round in your hands.

"Stop twining at me!" "It's your turn to twine the rope"

by Pippa from up north April 3, 2007

Twirking

To be rolling something. (joint, cig, spliff, blunt, etc.)

" A bunch of kids and I were in my friend's car

and we baked it out then I was twirking a spliff in shotgun"

by Boomerkang August 1, 2009

twunking

A mashup of the words drunk and tweeting. Tweeting while intoxicated.

Sally was twunking up a storm last night...too bad I could barely read her tweets, she was too drunk to type!

by mamakiki December 31, 2009

Thinking Cap

Condom

Time to put on my thinking cap.

by RichardInTheBox January 26, 2012

Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007