Stan Twice 

a phrase used by people with clear skin, good grades, a happy life, a partner, friends, money, etc.

1: who's your twice bias?
2: what's twice? wait hold on I'm getting a call from someone. OMG MY WHOLE FAMILY JUST DIED BECAUSE OF KANGAROOS JUMPING AND STOMPING ON THEM
1: maybe if you stan twice that wouldn't have happened.
2: ugh you're so right.

Stan Twice by chaewan February 3, 2023

once bitten twice shy  

orignally to dog bites, now means that once somebody has gotten hurt or had something go wrong will be afraid to try it again (especially in love)

If you fall in love with someone and that someone rejects or hurts you-once bitten-you may be very, very reluctant-twice shy-to let yourself fall in love again.

elle was once bitten twice shy since her last relationship.

once bitten twice shy by vitalia November 27, 2006

Burning Twice 

When one eats spicy foods and proceeds to shit fire.

After eating spicy Mexican food, Jim ended up burning twice that night over the toilet.

Burning Twice by eddieptex June 18, 2010

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself 

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005

Even a broken clock is right twice a day 

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

Even a broken clock is right twice a day by Big Ern December 16, 2004

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice 

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice by Schwilly February 14, 2005

Thug twice 

When attempting to thug correctly, one must consider the method of thugging.

Thugging twice is most important to ensure that proper thugging has occurred. It is imperative that one thugs twice for insurance purposes. For instance, thugging once would be simply lackluster, yet thugging thrice would surely be a sign of weakness indicated by the evident overcompensation of said attempted thug.

“Hey fam, thug twice before you catch these hands!”

“Ay blood, thug twice ‘for you cross tha street. Kids be cuttin’ up on this block.”

“Youngblood thugged twice like he was supposed to... now he ain’t sweating no smoke from 12.”

Thug twice by SirPlease! September 2, 2019