Turked

To become the subject of a malicious prosecution and be charged with an outrageous criminal sentence. A criminal charge that is perpetuated a corrupted person with political connections, a government official or a government system.

My friend went to prison because of some connected A hole. He got totally turked

by AmericanAF May 27, 2020

turgid

adj. something that is gross or unseemly

Man, that is a turgid baby.

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

Turked

To be turked, robbed, led on to believe that something great is going to happen and then wakeing up the next morning to find a pool cue sticking out of your arse.

...youvvveeee beeeeeen turked! ...I'm gonna turk that mother fucker right up biatch...

by Mr Turkeyballs April 17, 2007

Turfed

Eating some gnarley shit.

Stevey TURFED it on the stairs, like the dumb ass he is.

by Randel Axe August 20, 2017

Who TurdedNur

Stands for: Who is retarded now. Normally used to insult someone.

Guy 1: *Says something stupid*
Guy 2: Who TurdedNur!!
Guy 1: What the Fuc* dude thats just not needed.
Guy 2: Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!!

by Master Keaf February 27, 2009

turked

the mornin after the night before taking drugs

i took a load of bumbles, now i am turked out da fuck

by gary w March 24, 2008

turded

The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.

During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.

"Dude I am totally fucking turded!"

by MrDoug October 16, 2006