Turbodish

A reference to a foul smelling troll who argues on message boards just to annoy people and cause anarchy. Does not have any common sense, and is might be a possible cross-dresser

1-Jack- did you see that post about Italian cruise liner sinking ?

Stan- Yeah. I mentioned that its not the captains fault. it was the passengers fault for all being on the right side of the boat.

Jack- HAHA way to Turbodish that thread

2- Paul- Turbodish, can you please scratch my back, i cant reach

Turbodish- absolutley, after all, you scratched mine first

Paul- i love you

by drtesanchezm3 April 23, 2012

Turked Up

Getting turned up on Thanksgiving.

"Happy Thanksgiving! Have a drink!"
"Yeah let's get turked up!"

by BloodyMarii March 5, 2015

my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand

My knees have turned to water

by Paul blart mart January 2, 2017

Turfed

When you eat shit . When you get burned .

Fuck that surfer got turfed by that wave .

by Jimi James 70 May 15, 2020

Turned Onf

That weird in between where you're kinda turned on but at the same time kinda turned off so everything just feels weird and you just want to go home

I feel really turned onf right now, I'm gonna go home.

by Br uh uh uh June 30, 2020

How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021

I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

1) The physical and mental state reached after the consumption of one to many drinks
2) Beaten physically

Budda: Dam this party is tight!
Pest: I dont know man, I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

by byBeardofZeus September 7, 2010