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awkward palm tree

a member of the "awkward objects" community of phrases.

formed by the relaxed and smooth crossing of the wrists featuring the somewhat vertical placement of the arms to form the trunks of the tree. the fingers are then free to move as though they are blowing in the awkward wind.
my personal favorite "awkward" is the awkward palm tree.
by bethhameggs August 18, 2008
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tree bark

Yo, I'm trippin' off that tree bark.
by James Marzec+ April 23, 2009
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make like a tree and leave

To go, to leave. Used derogatively.

A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.
"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.
by knightshade May 16, 2006
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Tree Top Pirus/Bloods

A blood gang that started in Compton (or Bompton) in the mid/late 70s which was popularized by Gangsta rappers Dj Quik (90s) and YG (2014). Estimated to have over 500 members, the Tree top Piru bloods have expanded to Maryland, and has a possible connection to a blood gang in Montreal Canada.
Damn, don't Fuk with that niga, he's in tree top he be bangin' Bompton with the homies. Tree top Pirus/Bloods don't fuk wit us lil homie.
by 4hunnid August 13, 2016
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that tree is far away

The expression "that tree is far away" is used in situations to express that the last statement made by that speaker is irrelevant and unimportant information that can be ignored, rather than repeated. It's best used as a reply when a person mumbles something, an accompanying individual cannot understand and asks for them to re-say their last line, only to be told "that tree is far away," indicating that what they originally spoke was not worth repeating.

It's derived from a Mitch Hedberg comedy act:
"I mumble a lot on stage, I'm a mumblerer. But sometimes what I mumble is some insignificant shit. Like I'll be walking down the street with my friend, and I will have said something, but he didn't hear me, so he says "What!?" SO I'll say it again, and again he had not heard me, so he'd say, "What!?" And now by this time I am yelling "That tree is very far away!"
Two people are walking to the subway...
Person A: (mumbles) Smells like popcorn in here
Person B: What?
Person A: Nothing
Person B: ???
Person A: That tree is far away
by ToastedZergling3 May 4, 2009
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tree nigger

A word used to describe a person of native Descent
Damn I lost my whole paycheck at the tree niggers casino

In Alaska the tree niggers get free money for the oil pipelines
by chessest crust July 7, 2010
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holiday tree

A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.
Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.
by The Legend of Zelda December 21, 2004
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