trojan horse

A sex partner who is very attractive and appears to be healthy but is sporting a hidden STD.

Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"

Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"

Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"

by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010

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trojan handshake

When you and a mate grab each other by the cock and shake vigorously at Petaluma High School

Make sure if you see Nathan in the hall you give him a Trojan Handshake.

by Blakedpotato April 02, 2018

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Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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Trojan Horse

1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.

2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.

That girl like the Trojan Horse so much I busted a used condom across her sweet ass.

by Dan "Mo Mills" Milillo October 20, 2004

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-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant

See that you add my other definition... Thank you

by Phil December 07, 2004

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