Skip to main content

Miniature Tanks

Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.

If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest.

Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.
The war drums beckon through the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.

Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.

Battered forces often appear belly-up, clutching spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.
by Blongberg October 10, 2010
mugGet the Miniature Tanks mug.

tank top

A sleeveless, tight-fitting, usually knit shirt with wide shoulder straps and no front opening.
by YA RLY! December 28, 2005
mugGet the tank top mug.
Related Words

The Tank

"The Tank" is another name for the city of San Jose, CA located in Northern California, specifically in the Bay Area. San Jose is the largest city in the South Bay.

The San Jose Sharks play at the San Jose Arena commonly referred to by the locals as "The Shark Tank" - Hence, the nickname for San Jose is "The Tank."
"Where you headin' out to?"
"The Tank."
"San Jo be crackin'!"
by MsBusyBee August 6, 2009
mugGet the The Tank mug.

TANKAGE

The excess amount of butt or ass on a ladies rear. Big butt. Fat ass.
Damn!!! Look at the tankage on that woman!
by ROBBIE03 January 29, 2008
mugGet the TANKAGE mug.

tankered

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".
He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.
by madmary February 25, 2009
mugGet the tankered mug.

Tankra

A bizarre half-shadow half-man who now walks the streets whose only fear is the light and only joy is the dark
As we all know, to speak Tankra's name is to summon her awful presence.
by NYEH. OTHER ONES WERE TAKEN October 31, 2022
mugGet the Tankra mug.

Man Tank

A surfers tank top worn by many frat guys when it starts to get warm outside, no matter how non attractive they look in it. Man tank motto: Sun's out, guns out!
Girl 1: I have seen 15 guys with the last 15 minutes with a man tank on.
Girl 2: It must be spring!
by littlealiciauh August 11, 2012
mugGet the Man Tank mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email