Tooga

A quite nice piece of white fabric that you wrap around your body and then attach at the shoulder of one arm. Not both arms just one arm. Sometimes the attachment is accented by a nice piece of vine or a small green plant, preferably not poison ivy. Many people mix up this particular style of clothing with a Toga. As you might not know, a Tooga is the proper pronunciation. Tooga is the way people with different accents might pronounce the word American's pronounce Toga. Do not embarrass or insult the people who say it Tooga because you will just end up looking like an idiot.

Alice: I need a tooga for the tooga party tonight.

Idiot: It's pronounced toga.

Alice: That's what I said, tooga!

Idiot: No, it's toga!

Alice: I am saying exactly what you are saying! You say tooga, I say tooga!

/Idiot storms out of room/

Random Stranger: That person looked like an idiot.

by ApademicsMajor July 31, 2010

toonasm

pleasure derived from watching cartoon films or serials on TV or in theatres.

Children seek toonasm, and adults orgasm.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2010

toona tinkle

The act of becomming extremely wasted, stumbling to the pisser, falling on your ass and pissing on your face.

Holy shit!! Did that loserguy just toona tinkle himself?

by tcpennstate11 March 10, 2011

thongaday

it is when one woman is having sex and never changes her panties

she smells!! I heard she on that thongaday!

by Radical_Edward January 10, 2015

TPONGA

where a girl plays ping pong with a males balls

she likes tponga

by KickYourBrotherInTheThroat November 12, 2018

Toontarded

When a child watches so many cartoons he/she becomes mentaily toontarded.

I think my son is now toontarded

by CountBermuda February 11, 2019

toong

Toong (or Tüng) is a word used my alpha males who usually also vape - a word used to describe a man's penis. It origanted in 2019 when 2 men walked into Lessons (Clothing Store) in Perth Western Australua, where a man named Tuong tried to make them buy an $800 shirt he wanted to get rid of.

Why did I do that? Because my toong is big.. that's why champ.

by duckie96 September 23, 2019