School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.

Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

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toilet muscle

A phrase that simply means "butt" or "ass".

One lousy screw fell off and you have to do all of ***THAT***?!? Man, what a pain in the toilet muscle!!!

by Telephony November 15, 2010

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Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.

- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

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Nigga toilet

To describe an undesierable situation.

Man, Becky was nigga toilet at giving head.

by Yoinkdoink333 June 13, 2019

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Toilet Flopper

-noun

An extremely obese person whose butt, when sitting to relieve themselves, spills over the sides of the toilet.

Chad: Holy shit dude, did you see that fat dude in that stall over there through the cracks? He was freakin' huge!

Bill: Yeah, he's a toilet flopper alright!

by jclk March 27, 2008

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