My cookies keep disappearing, there's some Tomfuckery afoot...
The boss missed my raise again... there's definitely some Tomfuckery afoot...
The boss missed my raise again... there's definitely some Tomfuckery afoot...
by DrunkPoTaToPop November 23, 2020
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A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.
Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
by bananatwist July 25, 2011
Get the Sexual Tofu mug.Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.
Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!
by Mike December 29, 2003
Get the tofu mug.He is a roblox youtuber who has a million subscribers in her channel he buy gamepasses in games alot and play some simulator in roblox
by AlbertAndFlamingo June 2, 2018
Get the tofuu mug.This is just one more slang term for fecal matter. This can be used to insult someone or just to be yelled out in the most conspicuious of times.
"Ever since my girlfriend broke up with me, I've felt like a big pile of Stinky tofu."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."
by chang-a-lang February 7, 2006
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