Good Today 

a term created by the goat himself choppa meme used to greet others in the morning

“Good Today, my nigga you ready for White Girl Wednesday?”

“yes my nigga i am very well ready for White Girl Wednesday!”

Good Today by dripgodjoe223 October 10, 2019

too much internet for today 

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

too much internet for today by lakalakaboomboom October 17, 2020

Not Today

Phrase in relation and spoken by Arya Stark Lady of winterfell. Game of Thrones in times of hardship.

There is only one god,
His name is Death,
And there is only one thing

We say to Death.

“Not Today.”

Not Today by NotTodayNK May 1, 2019

I just can't Trump today 

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses

I just can't Trump today.

I just can't Trump today by Mandyjane August 9, 2017

not today

When you call this scary number and it says your number has been logged and traced

"Your number has been logged and traced"-Phone
"Heard you say NOT TODAY *Ends call*"-Me

not today by ......................no November 20, 2017

how r u today

How R U today? is the strapline for the young people's website CyberMentors.org.uk

CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk

How r u today?

im gd fanks!

How r u today?
im nt so gd - I need 2 tlk 2 sum1 pls

how r u today by DesignGenius September 26, 2009

Not today

It’s not happening

Not today, I said not today

Not today by SWRealist November 25, 2019