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Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
by Zupalan January 9, 2019
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roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.
The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!
by Treecko666 March 29, 2016
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fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.
Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night
by Mr. Toasted October 27, 2007
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Ghetto Toasted

The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"

Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"
by Da Vin Chee December 9, 2009
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lightly toasted

To be 'lightly toasted' is to be stoned due to the use of marijuana.

This phrase was apparently popular in some circles in the early 1990's... according to this philosophy professor I had this one time.

Advantages of the phrase 'lightly toasted' over other more common terms:
1 - It is basically a thinly veiled version of the more popular adjective 'baked,' and yet it is somehow ambiguous enough to be used in virtually any environment without anyone being the wiser.

2 - It invokes images of lightly toasted food, which is always pleasurable to think about and even better - to consume when you yourself are 'lightly toasted.'

3 - You can insert the phrase into a sentence about food and in so doing tip off only those cool enough to understand.
"My kid's chorus performance is going to bore me to tears. I'd better get lightly toasted before I go."

(the stealthy approach):
"Hey guys, I could go for some *lightly toasted* Popped Tarts right now... (wink wink) What about you guys?"

(or it can even serve as sexual innuendo):
"Hey baby, let's get lightly toasted then you can butter my bacon while I scramble your eggs."

The possibilities are endless. So, go out there and spread the good word my friends. We won't stop until the whole world is golden brown.
by a mutual friend March 2, 2009
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pop toasted

n. An exclamation used to express a BOOM roasted to a lesser degree.

v. Boom roasted to a lesser degree; to have suffered from a good insult, but one not quite as scathing as to merit a boom roasted.
Bill: "Hey Joe, you must be stupid because you're black!"

Joe: "Clearly, you're the black one because I'm actually Mexican."

Bob: "Oooh. pop toasted."
by Jeff the Manatee May 26, 2011
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freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off
dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk
by o'deezy May 18, 2006
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