bleacher toad

A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.

Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!

by pHilbaby October 8, 2010

squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

p'tada salad

Ebonics version of potato salad

"I don't be eatin' just anybody p'tada salad. I only eat ma mama or my unty's p'tada salad."

by itpams July 17, 2016

yoda toad

an extremely slow moving older person

Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.

by big bbbbbbb August 30, 2018

Turtle toad

Famous rain world focused youtuber, discord fanatic.

"Turtle Toad killed my father - pepsow, old friend" "Turtle Toad's new video was real wack, yo"

by pepsow June 26, 2020

fuck a toad

Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.

Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!

by Buddy SC March 2, 2014

Going to Toad’s House

Doing acid, LSD, shrooms, etc.

I’m Going to Toad’s House tomorrow.

by Mecockalonga October 19, 2019