When your parter stands on something so their ass is face level with you and you give them a rimjob.
“The ol lady and I are gonna play some Skyrim”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”
by DurtyDurn September 11, 2021
by Mclovin1218 September 09, 2019
by Danger Carlos July 30, 2020
The leading cause of divorce. This is due to the cheating the player has caused after 300 hours of going on dates with Serana, which she's hot not gonna lie. The player will not notice. However, after months spent on SkyrimPorn, filtered to Serana, the player might realize he fucked up his actual relationship in real life with an actual girl.
I feel much happier living in my mansion in Whiterun, Skyrim, with my new wife Serana, which is always by my side, unlike you, bitch. I must break up with you
by Avillian April 08, 2021
by Nazi Dream June 01, 2019
n) The 5th installment of the Elder scrolls series
v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat
v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat
Bro1: Dude you can't just Skyrim your way to the 5th floor of this hotel
Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine
Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine
by TrashyOne January 02, 2022