Tim

A california queer who takes a lotta cock and has no friends except dan mauchly and tyler jennings and sucks huge dick at halo reach.

Did you see that guy over there? Hes a Tim

by vinniesaluga September 26, 2010

Tim

Overly hairy, extremely cocky, yet insecure Greek Mummy's boy with a bent dick and offensive underarm odour.

What's that hairy smelly thing? Oh! It's Tim.

by lalalalise February 03, 2010

Tim

Adj. To consistently land girls rated a 4 out of 10 or lower. ie. to have no standards.

N. To be one who hooks up with many 4's on a regular basis.

V. To get drunk enough to hook up with a 4.

"Look at Victor, he's pulling a Tim!"

"Hey man, if she's drunk and you're drunk... fuck it."

"Dude, if there's grass play golf!"

"Fourrrrrrrrrrrr!"

by Hetzle7 November 20, 2009

Tim

the act to eat off grapes from a girls vagg. It is usually and unpleasant feeling to the female.

Wow, i cant believe you just pulled a tim on ur girl friend.

by freakluvr. April 29, 2009

Tim

Generally gay. He lives in a box and has absolutely no friends. Attempts to fein girls but mistakes the for either men or transsexuals.

"Hey look at that Tim, it's really disgusting"

by Josch Muscio November 16, 2016

Tim

A person with a very small penis and will never lose his virginity

I feel sorry for Tim

by Vhshsha December 31, 2016

Tim

A guy who falls in love way too easily, even if he doesn't show it. Will wait and wait to make his move until it is too late. While this process is going on he will develop confidence in general even though he hasn't made his move. Sometimes he will even attract other women that he isn't into. Eventually, when he does make his move for the object of his affection it will be too late as the object of his affection has moved on or developed "just friend" feelings for him. He will then try to hide his hurt by road-tripping or getting another tattoo. It will take him forever to get over her. The good news is that when he is over her, they always come back for more, whether it is just to take advantage of his "niceness" or realizing that they made a mistake.

Sophia: "Uh oh, look at how he is looking at her."
Frank: "You know this is going to end up the same way it always does for him. . . I mean he's Tim afterall."

by Real Deal Bro January 10, 2013