John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
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From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.
by Mack June 23, 2004
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Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.
Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.
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Get the Tough Beef mug.Guess what republicans, you lost the election again, tough toilets! or This letter here says that I can't keep my $1000 a month junk health insurance policy that only covers a box of band-aids, oh well, tough toilets!
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“I failed my test today , my cat hasn’t pooped all day , and my spaghetti don’t fit in my dryer. Why does this happen to me?”
Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens
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