Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".
Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.
Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.
At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs
Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?
Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener
Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?
Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener
by dimpledballz June 3, 2023
Get the Thor Keenermug. Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
by dave132 June 2, 2021
Get the Thor's Hammermug. by joe_mamma_#3 May 23, 2022
Get the Thor Lomug. God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.
A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.
During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️
Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.
During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️
Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
Thor
by Cuccigang August 14, 2018
Get the Thormug. by kuljul123 October 3, 2022
Get the thor the god of thundermug. Thor is a creative guy as well every handsome but can be insecure at times. Thor is smart,loyal, trustworthy and romantic. Thor is a every chill man but when he wants something he'll find ways to get it. Thor is great at getting out of easy and hard situations and acts fast. Thor is every mysteries and is great hiding his saddest and darkest emotions. Thor can look intimidating at times but when talk to he's nice. Tend to listen to Thor because he'll most likely save you from getting in trouble. Most importantly Thor is brave and has a strong mentally.
by Justhreewords November 21, 2021
Get the Thormug. A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
Get the Thor’s hammermug.