Thor’s hammer 

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

Thor’s hammer by Dat niga September 1, 2022

thor the god of thunder 

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

thor the god of thunder by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

Thor Keener 

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

Thor Keener by dimpledballz June 3, 2023

Thor skywalker

Svensk ”musikproducent” som köper sex av prostituerade tjejer på only fans. Narcissist som är mästare på att ljuga och går igång på 16 åringar. Otrogen mot sina flickvänner och kallar dom galna

Den där Thor Skywalker på insta följer massa tjejer på Instagram. Sitter och runkar till tjejer online

Thor skywalker by Jfkdjd December 28, 2023

Thor Odinson 

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

Thor Odinson by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024

Thor special 

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass, then goes to a point higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof), and summons the hammer making it fly up through the persons body coming out of their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you hear about how Cameran died?"
Dean- "Oh yeah, he was given the Thor special right? Does that make him gay?"
Jake- "Yes, yes it does."

Thor special by Dincoln May 19, 2025

Thor Special 

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."

Thor Special by Dincoln May 19, 2025